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[Verse 1]
        G
Happy Christmas
                  Em
Your mother looks older
    C                D             G
And sadder than I've ever seen her
      Em                                Bm
Those lines when she looks down are new
            C          D            G
Or, at least I haven't seen 'em before
            Em           G
Took lye to my eyes
                Em
Stuffed rocks in my boots
        A                  Bm              C
And was descended upon by a lonely woman
       Cmaj7  D                           G
And her unruly children who tried to hide me away

[Verse 2]
G        G
Happy Christmas
                    Em
The whole world has changed
           C                 F#
There's an orange ape in the White House
         G
And your mother looks strange
Em                          Bm
So tell me what the hell to do
                 C               F#m          G
When love don't recede like you want it to
               Em              G
They've plied me with booze
                     Em
They've sucked on my toes
                A               Bm               C
I've been transported to Rome by enlightened females
           F#        G
And I never wanted you more
             Em
So happy Christmas
          G           Bm
You fuck
C    Cmaj7           Em
Holy hell...

Goddamnit
Cmaj7          Em
I get lost without you
C     Cmaj7    D                 G
I get lost without you, jelly
           Em
Oh here it comes again
C    Cmaj7          Bm
Another weekend without you
      Cmaj7                    D                 G
Where I'll pace around with a gun in my mouth
            Em            C
Oh here it comes again
          Cmaj7             D           Cmaj7
I'll go to sleep with my shoes on
                            Am
That's when it starts to get weird, oh


[Bridge]
 C       G
I have a vision
 Am        C         G
Some just call 'em dreams
                    Em           Bm              Cmaj7       Cmaj7
You're a little bit older and you understand these things
     Am       C        G
Then one day, quite by chance
     Am                     C
In a city that resembles Los Angeles
G   A              Em
You reach out your hand
G   A                Em                 Cmaj7
You reach out your hand and say, 'hey padre
         D
How ya doin?
Cmaj7                     Asus4        A
I've never seen you quite this spry before
      G       Am           Em
Yeah, you appear like smoke
G         A      Em
We might share a joke
         C               D
About the time I had the bad dream
   Cmaj7      D
That lasted so long


[Instrumental w/Vocalizations]
G       Em
G       Em
C       F#     Bm
C      Cmaj7
F#      D
G       Em
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[Outro]
G
Happy Christmas
                    Em
And thank the lord
           Cmaj7                   F#
That we are only brushed by this storm